If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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The New York Giants

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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