- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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