it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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