- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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