- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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