How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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WNBA

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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