hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Get it? More.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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