Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Anti Joke

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