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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Fine, ladies first.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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