- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

homosexual rights to marriage

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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