In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

John lazzaro likes dick

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

You idiot.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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