- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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