- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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