- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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