- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

2 black kids walk into school

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

ure mama's so fat

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

NASCAR being considered a sport.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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