- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

ejaculation JLR

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A American seeking into mexico

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??