- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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