A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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