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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Women's rights

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

bite me

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Christ is a conspiracy