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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Who invented apple? God

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Cancer.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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