My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Lets Go Lakers!

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

outside your comfort zone

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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