Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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