some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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