Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

sucks Syntax...

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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