What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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