What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Women's rights

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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