what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

binladin walks into the american seals

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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