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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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