knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Mooses

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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