- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

women's rights.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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