- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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