Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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