Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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