- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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