- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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