Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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