I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Japan

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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