The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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