- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

it was all Tagart

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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