- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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