Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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