A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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your mum

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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