What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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