- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

why are black people so fast? because there black

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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