knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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-knock knock! -doors open

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Chuck Norris.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

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