- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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