- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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