- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!