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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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