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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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