I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Sarah Palin.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Anti Joke

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