it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

So a bar walks into a man...

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

how do you win a game try your best

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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