- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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