Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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