Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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