- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

why did you poop because you are a poop

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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