Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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