- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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