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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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