What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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