A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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An Aisian failed a test

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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