Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

my mind's eye?

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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