My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Beka has AIDS

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Anti Joke

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