All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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