- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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