- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Poker? I barely even know her.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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