So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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