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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

I'm Polish.

What's 9 + 10 19

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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