One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Major League Soccer

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Chicken

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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