- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

women's rights.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

hey hey apple

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

here kitty kitty

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Mooses

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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