- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

oh hey.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's your guys names?

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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